Jessica (kinky_carpet) wrote,
Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In August I didn't flush (-1 points). In September I bought porn for bubbaprog (10 points). Last Friday passtheketchup1 and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In May I broke djambic's X-Box (-12 points). In February I bought porn for 2cute2pollute (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-2 points). For Christmas I deserve a moldy sandwich!

Sincerely,
kinky_carpet

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